KYLIE
Just a couple of months after Kylie Morris was sensationally poached from the BBC by Channel 4 (the Beeb refused to match the salary she was being offered), she's had yet another big break: the coup in Thailand.

The bottle-blonde Ozzy was on hand in Bangkok. Jon Snow, the widely-venerated, veteran presenter of Channel 4 News, was due to interview their hot, new correspondent. The satellite link was up. The story next on the running order. And then this happened:

"Now over to our Southeast Asia correspondent, Kylie Minogue."

Cue hilarity and much mirth in the privacy of my own living room. Did anyone else spot it?

Kylie (Morris, that is), didn't miss a beat. She answered all the questions thrown at her. The interview ended:

"Thank you Kylie (long pause), er, Morris in Bangok."

Don't worry about it, Jon. I know better than most how cock-ups can happen to anyone!